OIL

Oil are a 5-piece featuring members of Bearfoot Beware and Zozo, specifically designed to give you dramatically younger looking skin for areas most prone to ageing – eyes, liver, and lower back. With a patented formula containing high levels of unpleasant microphonic feedback and obscure references about Leeds, Oil’s unique anti-ageing technology will restore your face to its youthful glory, as you are literally forced to reimagine the last 10 years of your life in a futile bid to determine what you could have done differently to have avoided wasting your Saturday evening watching a group of 30-something losers struggling to play a handful of Stooges rip-offs.

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